How the Derelict Search Engine Works

Many people are amazed and thrilled when they first unleash the massive power of searching using subconscious queries. We have been conditioned as a society to pay far too much attention to our conscious minds and its needs. It is often a breath of fresh air when we begin to understand the needs of our own inner selves.

The Derelict Search Engine does away with the entire concept of conventional search engines. In conventional searches, a user makes a conscious effort to search for information on a particular term or phrase. The search engines do a decent but inadequate job of sifting through millions of pieces of information in order to provide useful results.

However, no one had a methodology of determining meaningful results. Until now.

The Derelict Search Engine takes the term or phrase that your conscious mind is using and uses a modified form of remote viewing to determine the actual question that your subconscious is seeking to answer. The basis for these techniques was first developed in the 1970’s as part of top secret U.S. government project sponsored by the Central Intelligence Agency. The techniques and protocols developed were employed to produce and control extra-sensory perception (ESP).

When you submit a query on The Derelict Search Engine your phrase is sent via the Internet, a series of tubes, to a remote region in China. There we have employed a colony of Buddhist monks skilled in tantric meditation and remote viewing (stolen from the U.S. in the 1980’s by Chinese spies disguised as students). These monks use your search query to build a quantum point bridge between their active minds, your subconscious and the Google databases. Once the bridge is established they can easily ask your subconscious what it is really searching for and then send the query to Google.

The entire process can take anywhere from several days to several years of meditation. Luckily for our users though, a curious artifact of the quantum point bridge is that the information involved moves outside our normal understanding of space and time. Even though it may take years for the monks to finally connect with your subconscious, the Google of here and now can immediately be queried with the correct question. This ensures that the response to your query is nearly instantaneous on your perceived timeline.